Stay off the grid. We'll be fine.
Age: 59
Sex: Male
Seeking: M4W
Yeah, don't worry. They'll never know. As long as we don't let on when we're in public. Hell, we don't even have to acknowledge each other. Now all we have to do is come up with something that gives us reason to fulfill the above. You pick the cafe. I'll show up and prepare to plot. Oh. You want stats? Well, doesn't that sort of defeat the whole idea? But if you insist, then reach out and we'll do this whole thing by email...or Morse Code or maybe courier pigeon. You provide the pigeon. -- Y.P.I.C. (Your Partner in Crime)
Megan's Dating Tip: Use an unusual greeting. Instead of saying "hi," "hey," or "hello" like everybody else does, make your message more memorable by using a unique or creative salutation. For example, you could say "Howdy," "Bonjour," or "Ahoy." This will catch the other person's attention and make them curious about you.