I’m Not Dysfunctional
Age: 28
Sex: Female
Seeking: Casual Encounters
You’re not dysfunctional. The only girls I’ve been meeting are very beautiful, very depressed, very bulimic and very dysfunctional. If you are from a functional family and are attractive, intelligent, well-read, focused, sarcastic, and not taking Prozac — let’s get together and celebrate. I am Jewish, 28, have long hair and unconventional good looks, have owned my own business for the last ten years, and am not the least bit sarcastic.
Megan's Dating Tip: Use an unusual greeting. Instead of saying "hi," "hey," or "hello" like everybody else does, make your message more memorable by using a unique or creative salutation. For example, you could say "Howdy," "Bonjour," or "Ahoy." This will catch the other person's attention and make them curious about you.